Empire top 301: #244 IMDb top 250: - Rating 6/10 "Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" Director: Peter Farrelly Writers: Peter Farrelly, Bennett Yellin & Bobby Farrelly Starring: Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels & Lauren Holly Harry (Daniels) and Lloyd (Carrey) are two brainless losers who try to return a suitcase full of money to its pretty owner (Holly). After a journey full of accidents they arrive in snowy Aspen, Colorado and try to find her. But will they succeed?
In 1994 I was 10 and when my parents finally let me watch this movie when I was a couple of years older, I thought it was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. Myself and my siblings watched it over and over again and we always found it hilarious. Now 20 years later after watching again, I can still say it's a very funny movie. My humour over those years has changed so there are several moments in the movie which no longer make me buckle over with laughter. However, Lloyds fantasy over Mary and Harry's toilet scene still make me roar and I still find Harry's reply to the cop's calling of "pullover" with "no it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing" absolute genius. Both Carrey and Daniels are very funny in the movie, especially Jeff Daniels who plays stupid really well. Terri Garr is criminally underused and I would have liked to have seen more of her character. Lauren Holly's deer in a headlights acting, wears thin on me now and I find her character rather irritating.
Dumb & Dumber has become a cult classic, but of all the Farrelly brother's comedies I'd have liked to have seen in the top 301 it would have been There's Something About Mary which I feel is much better and funnier than this.
South Boston laborer Will Hunting (Damon), a genius who, as part of a deferred prosecution agreement after assaulting a police officer, becomes a patient of a therapist (Williams) and studies advanced mathematics with a renowned professor (Skarsgård). Through his therapy sessions, Will re-evaluates his relationships with his best friend (Affleck), his girlfriend (Driver), and himself, facing the significant task of thinking about his future.
In the wake of the sad news of Robin Williams' passing I had to watch one of his movies. It was too soon for Mrs Doubtfire, Jumanji or Jack, as I would have been a sobbing wreck by the end, so I opted for Good Will Hunting, a movie I had not yet seen. I grew up with Robin Williams movies, the aforementioned and Hook, Aladdin and Patch Adams. He was a massive talent and an actor who could pull of comedic and dramatic roles with such ease. He will be missed.
His performance in this picture is exceptional. He breathes life into Damon and Affleck's beautiful script and I found myself filling up during the scenes where Sean talks about his late wife. Williams thoroughly deserved his Oscar. Matt Damon is equally as impressive and their scenes together are stunning.
The writing from Affleck and Damon is fantastic. It's poignant and clever and at times very, very funny. It was a bit of a task trying to decipher what Ben Affleck was saying in parts, due to the strong Boston accent but as the movie progressed I got used to it.
Gus Van Sant's direction was good, however the slow motion fight scene at the start of the movie was a bit silly and looked very fake. Had he actually slowed down the footage itself it might have been passable but having the actors act out the fight in slow motion themselves just made it look bad. I also loved Danny Elfman's score, it fitted the tone of the movie perfectly.
A really good film, made even better by the late, great Robin Williams. May he finally find peace!!
Empire top 301: #271 IMDb top 250: Rating 6/10 Director: Sidney Lumet Writers: Paddy Chayefsky Starring: Faye Dunaway, William Holden, Peter Finch, Robert Duvall, Ned Beatty & Beatrice Straight "I'm mad as Hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!" Howard Beale (Finch) has been the longtime anchor of the UBS Evening News. He suddenly learns from his oldest and best friend Max Schumacher (Holden) that he only has two weeks left on air, due to declining ratings. During his next broadcast Beale tells the nation that he will commit suicide live on air during his final broadcast. Beale is fired but given the opportunity to go out gracefully and apologise for his outburst. When next on air, Beale apologises but then proceeds to rant that life is bullshit. This second outburst sees a spike in the ratings and led by the head of the network's programming department, Diane Christensen (Dunaway) they decide to capitalise on the success of Beale's rants and keep him on air. Eventually, giving him his own show where he is hailed as "the mad prophet of the airwaves".
Network was another film I had never seen and was really looking forward to. It regularly shows on "greatest movie moments" TV shows and it's performances, Peter Finch's in particular, are always praised. Whilst I agree there are some great acting scenes in this picture by the end of the movie I just felt like I'd been shouted at for the last 2 hours. Every actor in this piece has a "screaming" moment, whereby they chew the scenery and yell their lines at their co-stars. I found the characters in the film really interesting, even though they were all pretty loathsome. But unfortunately I couldn't connect/appreciate them because of the constant screaming of the actors. The writing is excellent and the premise of the movie - allowing a man to have a breakdown live on air for viewing figures - whilst not completely shocking now, must have been rather uncomfortable viewing back in 1976. Whilst I'm glad I've now finally seen it, I can't say I'll be recommending it. I'm not sure I get the fuss.
Empire top 301: #169 IMDb top 250: - Rating 3/10 Director: Kevin Smith Writers: Kevin Smith Starring: Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Jason Mewes,Marilyn Ghigliotti & Kevin Smith "I'm not even supposed to be here today!" Dante Hicks (O'Halloran) is a retail clerk working in a convenience store, called in on his day off to cover for another employee who is sick. Dante turns up at the convenience store to find the shutters can't be opened as vandals have jammed gum into the locks and his day goes from bad to worse. Along the way he manages to get a $500 fine for selling cigarettes to kids, has angry smokers attack him with cigarettes and lose his girlfriend. Along the way he is visited regularly by his friend Randal Graves (Anderson), who works in the video store next door and is completely rude to every customer he serves and who manages to add more trouble in to the mix for Dante.
Having seen and enjoyed Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and Chasing Amy I was rather looking forward to seeing Clerks. I was so disappointed!! I found maybe a total of 5 minutes of this film funny. After viewing the film I read that it had been voted on many a "most overrated movies" list and I couldn't agree more. I just found this to be a really badly acted, poorly written movie about two complete douchebags that I just wanted to punch in the balls! The "jokes" if you could call them that were so lazy and obvious and pretty much just revolved around dicks, hermaphrodite porn, necrophilia and farts. They weren't even clever or well filmed, they were just YAWN! I was even bored by Jay and Silent Bob who I actually think are hilarious in the previously mentioned films.
The acting was pretty awful from everyone, especially from Jeff Anderson. His mannerisms, his voice, his clothing...pretty much everything about him made me want to kick my TV in. I refuse to believe anyone in the world would be spoke to like a piece of dirt by someone like him and not kick his teeth in. Brian O'Halloran is another hideous creation! A whiny, wimpy, annoying tool that no woman would want to go near, let alone two. And Marilyn Ghigliotti just bugged the life out of me, her voice was like nails down a chalk-board. Perhaps she sucked 36 dicks because people just wanted to shut her up! I'm sure this was voted into the top 500 because it was filmed on no budget but to me I just found it really boring. Perhaps if I was a stoner or retail clerk I would have found it more amusing. Wouldn't watch again!
Starring: Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, Alec Guinness, James Earl Jones, Billy Dee Williams, Frank Oz & David Prowse "It's a trap!" The Galactic Empire, under the direction of Emperor Palpatine, is constructing a second Death Star in order to crush the Rebel Alliance. Since Palpatine plans to personally oversee the final stages of its construction, the Rebel Fleet launches a full-scale attack on the Death Star in order to prevent its completion and kill Palpatine, effectively bringing an end to the Empire once and for all. Meanwhile, Luke Skywalker, the Rebel leader and Jedi Apprentice, struggles to bring Darth Vader back from the Dark Side of the Force.
When I was a kid Return of The Jedi was always my favourite of the original trilogy, it was just fun and exciting. Now, I'm older it's clear that this is the weakest of the three but that's not to say this is a bad movie! Return of The Jedi is still a great movie but through many viewings with my older mind I find too many faults with it and the Ewoks bringing down the Empire is a bit silly. The Return of The Jedi starts off with the rescue of Han Solo at Jabba's Palace and these scenes are really the best part of Episode VI for me. Jabba the Hutt is a brilliant character, and prior to the re-releases where Jabba is now introduced in A New Hope the foreshadowing of the character was brilliantly done; and when we are finally introduced to him in Jedi, he blows everything you could have imagined out of the water. Jabba's Palace is also filled with other brilliantly designed creatures like the Gamorrean Guards and Bib Fortuna. In addition, to this Boba Fett can be seen lurking around in the background. Unfortunately, in the re-releases Lucas has added more, unnecessary footage of Boba Fett, including him flirting with back up singers. Just No! In addition, to that unnecessary footage Lucas has now added a pointless and silly musical number into the Jabba's Palace scenes! I usually fast forward this scene as I actually can't stomach it! It's in Jabba's Palace that Carrie Fisher gets to don her two best looks throughout the saga, the first is her Boushh outfit where she brings Chewbacca to Jabba in order to free Solo. Her second look is probably one of the most iconic costumes in movie history!! The Metal Bikini! Carrie Fisher looks beyond HOT in this outfit and it's no surprise that countless geeks around the world were turned on by it! The best thing is, even in such a provocative get-up Leia still manages to kick ass and see off Jabba the Hutt with the chain that binds her! AWESOME
Return of The Jedi gets a bit silly in the middle with the Rebel Alliance traveling to the Moon of Endor to shut down the Death Stars shield generators. When they arrive they meet the Ewoks, which are effectively just teddy bears! Teddy bears who believe C3-P0 to be a deity. There is some great interaction with Han Solo and Threepio during this part of the story. Jedi picks up again during the climax of the film, where three different stories take place. Luke on the Death Star attempting to lure his father Darth Vader back to the good side, where an superbly filmed lightsaber fight take place between the father and son. Then there is the battle on Endor between the Ewoks and the Empire and finally Lando Calrissian takes the Millennium Falcon through the Death Stars core to destroy the main reactor. The three stranded finally is brilliantly executed and is at times all out action with so much going on! There is a genuine disgusting moment at the end of the newest version of Return of The Jedi and that is the inclusion of Hayden Christensen's Anakin Skywalker popping up at the end replacing the original Anakin (Sebastian Shaw). This should never have happened. And neither should the inclusion of Darth Vader saying "NOOOOO" when he picks up Emperor Palpatine!
However, all that aside Return of The Jedi is a great film, but it lacks the depth and magic of the first two. However, it is still an exciting watch and worthy of it's place on the Empire top 500 list. I now can't wait for Episode VII.
"Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder."
The Galactic Empire, under the leadership of the evil Lord Darth Vader, is in pursuit of Luke Skywalker and the rest of the Rebel Alliance. While Vader chases Han Solo & Princess Leia Organa aboard the Millennium Falcon across the galaxy, Luke travels to the Dagobah system to learn the ways of the Force under Jedi Master Yoda. But when Vader captures Luke's friends, Luke must decide whether to complete his training and become a full Jedi Knight or to confront Vader and save his comrades.
How do you top a film as good as A New Hope...that's easy, you make The Empire Strikes Back. The best instalment of the Star Wars saga and in my opinion the greatest movie ever made. Set three years after the destruction of the Death Star, The Empire Strikes Back is straight into the action with an amazing battle sequence on the planet Hoth. This is beautifully done with some amazing special effects. The AT-AT walkers are genius and one of my favourite vehicles from the Star Wars universe.
The writing in The Empire Strikes Back is fantastic, especially for the Han and Leia scenes. The on screen chemistry between Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher is great, both during the arguing and romantic scenes. The story also gives the characters and cast more to do, and separating Luke from the group to begin his training on Dagobah is perfect as it allows for more character development for everyone.
In addition, to the already great list of Star Wars characters another three where added in The Empire Strikes Back. Lando Calrissian an untrustworthy, ruthless charmer who makes a deal with the Empire to ensure his dodgy dealings will fly under the radar. Billy Dee Williams is perfectly cast as Lando, all smooth yet conniving. Yoda, the Jedi Master who taught Obi-Wan. You're expect some sort of large warrior but instead, you get a tiny green being who lives on a swamp land. But it really works! This is puppetry at it's best and Frank Oz is amazing, when you watch The Empire Strikes Back Yoda isn't a puppet, he's real! You feel everything he says, this puppet has emotion and he is better here and in Jedi than his CGI form in the prequels.
Finally, there is the coolest guy in the galaxy, Bounty Hunter Boba Fett. Boba Fett has the best Star Wars costume, hands down, he has a jet-pack and the design of the helmet is just AWESOME! In addition, he has the second best ship, after the Millennium Falcon. Slave I is a beautiful design! Boba Fett isn't afraid to stand up to Darth Vader and is just a general bad ass! Unfortunately, in the re-releases Lucas decided to change Boba's original voice - provided by Jason Wingreen - to that of Temuera Morrison who portrayed Jango Fett in Attack of The Clones and this was a silly idea. It just doesn't sound right!
The beauty of The Empire Strikes Back is it's gut punching finale. First Han is frozen in carbonite and given to Boba Fett leaving his fate unknown. That's not before delivering one of the greatest movie moments ever with just two words "I know". Brilliant! Then we get one of the greatest movie twists ever with the reveal that Darth Vader is Luke's father. There's no happy ending here!
Mark Hamill really delivers in The Empire Strikes Back, he is much improved from A New Hope and his performance is nothing short of amazing, considering for most of it he was acting to a puppet or a tin can (R2-D2). Harrison and Carrie are both equally fantastic in Episode V from their opening scenes on Hoth right through to their final moments together at Cloud City. They're arguing scenes are so well written and funny and played brilliantly, you can feel the sexual tension. I often wonder if it boiled over away from the camera's! I think it probably did.
It's here in The Empire Strikes Back that I also really fell in love with C3-P0. When I was a kid I always found him to be rather annoying, but now I absolutely love him and genuinely believe the films wouldn't be what they are without that character. He's the comic relief that's needed when the rest of the story is so dark.
The Empire Strikes Back is my number one favourite movie of all time! Love, Love, Love It!!
Empire top 301: #6 IMDb top 250: #18 Rating 10/10 Director: George Lucas Writers: George Lucas Starring: Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, Alec Guinness, James Earl Jones, Peter Cushing & David Prowse "May the force be with you!" A a group of freedom fighters known as the Rebel Alliance plot to destroy the powerful Death Star space station, a devastating weapon created by the evil Galactic Empire. This conflict disrupts the isolated life of farmboy Luke Skywalker (Hamill) when he inadvertently acquires the droids carrying the stolen plans to the Death Star. After the Empire begins a cruel and destructive search for the droids, Skywalker decides to accompany Jedi MasterObi-Wan Kenobi (Guinness) on a daring mission to rescue the owner of the droids, rebel leader Princess Leia (Fisher), and save the galaxy.
After the disappointment of watching Episodes 1 - 3 it's easy to forget that George Lucas created this amazing movie. Here he has created one of the greatest movies ever, filled with some of the silver screens greatest characters. Having been born in the 80's I can't even begin to imagine what it was like for kids in 1977 to see this movie on the big screen, when there was nothing else out quite like it. The enormity of it and the sound must have been something else! I have seen this film at the cinema but it was the re-release where Mr Lucas decided to include some really unnecessary extras.......That scene with Jabba!! Just no! However, I don't want to focus on those silly re-releases. A New Hope, to me, still looks as amazing today and still holds my attention as it did when I was a kid. I must have seen this movie thousands of times but I'm still completely transfixed when I watch it. From the opening moments of that Starship flying over the top of the camera pursuing Princess Leia's ship Tantive IV to the closing battle in the trenches of the Death Star, A New Hope is a superb piece of filmmaking. The fact a lot of the techniques and effects where created whilst filming just makes it even more spectacular. Adding to the beautiful things you are seeing on screen is John Williams unforgettable, iconic score. You hear the sound of the 20th Century Fox music then up comes the opening title card "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..." and then it strikes in...BOOM!! George Lucas said in his AFI acceptance speech that Star Wars wouldn't be Star Wars had it not been for John Williams beautiful score, and I think he's right.
It's a well known story that Harrison Ford famously said to George Lucas of his script "you can type this shit, but you can't say it" but he's so wrong. The cast are all amazing and deliver the silly lines so well you don't even care they're using words that don't exist. The cast are so believable in their roles. It's Harrison Ford who runs away with this movie and it's no surprise that when kids came out from seeing the film they wanted to be Solo and not Skywalker. He's just so effortlessly cool, charming, funny and he has the greatest sidekick ever in Chewbacca! Not to mention his costume is AWESOME! Now Chewbacca is a great character, he's loyal and brave and instantly loveable. Something I think Lucas tried to recreate with Jar Jar Binks but failed miserably. Hamill is great as Skywalker and I love his scenes with Guinness, throughout the original trilogy. It's known that Guinness hated working on Star Wars and found the dialogue ridiculous and he only really did it for the money, even if that's the case he still shows why he was such a good actor as he plays Obi-Wan seriously and brilliantly. He made a lot of money from the film and received an Academy Award nomination for his performance so not all bad. For me though, there is one character that blows them all out of the water. A character I have loved since the first time I saw them, and one I can't wait to see reprised in Episode VII. A vision in white with a now iconic hairstyle....Princess Leia. It would have been very easy to have Princess Leia as just a damsel in distress but Lucas wrote Leia as much more than that, and Carrie Fisher played her better than what was written on the pages. Leia goes head to head with the baddest guy in the galaxy without any fear and refusing to give up the location of the Rebel Alliance, she's capable of looking after herself and more than adept at using a blaster! To me Leia is one of cinema's greatest female creations!
Prior to it's release Star Wars was seen as a 'little' movie and a bit of a joke, by the movie industry and even the cast and crew. How wrong where they! It's now rightfully become one of the most beloved movies in history and with more new Star Wars movies on the way it will pass on to future generations who will fall in love with the Star Wars universe! In my personal Top Ten this is my third favourite movie of all time! And the Stormtrooper costume is still one of my favourites ever!
